Me: "You're not allowed to get on the internet without an adult there."
Noah: "But I only go to sites for kids, like Build Your Own Avatar."
Me: "Well sometimes people put bad things on the internet and try to make them look like kids' sites."
Noah: "Like what?"
Me: "Like you might click on Build Your Own Avatar and see someone's privates."
Noah: "So then it would be like Build Your Own Pants for the Wiener?"