Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Triple Dog Dare

Last night while shopping in GAP, I overheard Paul and Noah whispering angrily. I told Noah to fess up what was going on. His answer: "Paul is daring me to swallow one of the security tags so I'll beep every time I leave a store."

Sunday, December 12, 2010

To Do List

I was cleaning out Noah's backpack tonight and came across his to-do list.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Noah-isms

Yesterday, I was a little worried my skirt was too tight for work. I asked Hannah her opinion. Noah chimed in and said, "It is a little. But your buns will stretch it out."

Today, I showed Noah his new shoes. He had asked for red and black ones, but I didn't have any luck finding those colors. I got him green and black ones that have glow-in-the-dark straps. He examined them carefully and put them on. I asked if he liked them. He said, "Well, they're a new release. I like that. They have excellent traction. Not much friction... but good traction. They don't FEEL awkward. I guess I just need to see if there was any false advertising about this whole glow-in-the-dark business." He then held his shoe up to a lamp, went into my closet, and shut the door. All I could hear was a whispered, "Niiiiiice." He likes the shoes.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Valuables

Noah: "Did you throw away the Harry Potter merchandise catalog?"
Me: "No. It's on Ash's desk."
Noah: "Thank goodness. That book is my LIFE."