It's been awhile since I've posted, and that's not because I haven't had anything to post about! I try to jot down our randomness as it happens. Here is a summary for your entertainment!
We decided to go out for dinner the other night, and Paul asked me the following three random questions in a matter of two minutes: What is the formula for radioactivity? Why is platinum so expensive? If water is H2O, would H3O be an unstable molecule?
I noticed Noah running back and forth across the kitchen with his eyes closed. When I questioned him, he said, "If you close your eyes and run very quickly, it feels like you're teleporting."
I whacked my ankle against a corner and admittedly shouted a LOUD obscenity. I then heard Noah yell downstairs, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that due to the level of agony you were experiencing."
Paul (looking at a cave painting on History Channel): "Eww. Those people just walked around naked?" Ashton: "No, they were Native Americans, which means they wore butt flaps."
Hannah ripped off a piece of skin that she had scraped earlier that day. She ran towards Paul with it, and he said, "Don't chase me with your carnage!!!"
Hannah: "What's an apparition?" Paul: "It comes from the word APPEAR. It's a noun for something that APPEARS. Think about it."
With wildfires burning in Arizona, fire has been a common subject of discussion amongst the kids. The other night Paul said, "You know, if you want to make a smokeless fire, all you need to do is burn dried animal droppings. You heard me. DRIED ANIMAL DROPPINGS."