Sunday, August 28, 2011

More Funny Kid Quotes

Paul (after getting tagged playing tag outside): "You can't count that! I had to slow down from my asthma."
Noah: "Give me a break! You haven't had an asthma attack since I was like three years old!"
Paul: "I'M HIGH FUNCTIONING!!!"

Noah (coughing and spitting after walking past his stepdad weed-wacking): "I just had a piece of grass fly into my mouth at like 200 million miles per hour. I spit it out at about 15."

Paul (randomly): "Wouldn't it be cool if Abraham Lincoln was born in Lincoln, Nebraska?"

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